{"product_id":"miserable-old-cow","title":"Miserable Old Cow Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMISERABLE OLD COW MUG: FOR WHEN YOU'RE FEELING GRUMPY (AND FABULOUS!)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTired of forced smiles and office pleasantries? This mug is your honest, unapologetic companion for those days when you're just not feeling it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEmbrace your inner grump with this delightfully direct mug! Featuring bold white lettering that proudly declares \"Miserable Old Cow\" against a vibrant pink background, it's the perfect way to communicate your mood without saying a word. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, a calming tea, or something a little stronger, this mug is your sassy sidekick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy you'll love this mug:\u003cbr\u003eUnapologetically Honest: It says what we're all thinking sometimes, with a touch of pink-powered sass!\u003cbr\u003eEye-Catching Design: The stark white text on a bright pink background is bold, fun, and impossible to ignore.\u003cbr\u003ePerfectly Sized: Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz to hold just the right amount of your favorite beverage.\u003cbr\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Glossy: Made from sturdy ceramic, it's built to last and features a vibrant print that stays vivid.\u003cbr\u003eEasy Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe, because even a miserable old cow needs convenience.\u003cbr\u003eLead \u0026amp; BPA-Free: Sip your brew with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003cbr\u003eDesign: \"Miserable Old Cow\" in white text on a pink background.\u003cbr\u003eSizes:\u003cbr\u003e11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003e15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eCare: Dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003eMaterial Safety: Lead and BPA-free.\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Blank product sourced from China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd a splash of pink and a whole lot of attitude to your day. This mug is for anyone who knows that sometimes, being a little miserable is just part of the fabulous package!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shabba Stevo Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56521286287746,"sku":"8523876_1320","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/2891\/6737\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69cbfacded6be.jpg?v=1774975712","url":"https:\/\/shabbastevoclothing.com\/products\/miserable-old-cow","provider":"Shabba Stevo Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}